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If you've been keeping up with the news, turns out Disney isn't too far off. Although the pirates are probably far from attractive as Johnny Depp (Definitely No Homo) they still go around kicking some ass and stealing ships that come around their turf in Africa (Somlia to be exact). This time they stepped up their game, stealing an oil tanker with 2 million barrels of oil from the homies in Saudia Arabia. When you change a game though, don't expect everyone to just do what you say because you have machine guns and RPG's. Because like Jigga says, the prince of SA has only one rule "I will NOT LOSE." These topics and more are discussed in the new blog from the motely fool, who writes an open letter to the Somali Pirates.

An Open Letter to Somali Pirates from the Motley Fool:

Ahoy, Somali Pirates,

Well, someone ate their Wheaties yesterday morning, eh? Word on the street is that you've hijacked yet another ship. This time, an oil tanker. But not just any ol' oil tanker, no. This one holds 2,000,000 barrels of crude oil worth roughly $112,000,000.

Also, this one belongs to Saudi Aramco.

Now, maybe I'm just unusually paranoid about trifling with mysterious corporate juggernauts after seeing Quantum of Solace last night, but I'm a bit concerned that you've bitten off more than you can chew here. I mean, really, you thought you'd hijack $112,000,000 worth of product from the crown prince of oil companies and walk away unscathed with a handsome booty to boot? Really? Really?

See, Saudi Aramco has a reputation to protect here. As the world's largest oil company, it can't afford to be flexed on by a group of two-bit pirates. Further, while Saudi Arabia can't go off half-cocked, let's recall this is a national oil company you're messing with, not some weak-kneed public firm like ExxonMobil (NYSE: XOM), Chevron (NYSE: CVX), Royal Dutch Shell (NYSE: RDS-A) (NYSE: RDS-B), or Total (NYSE: TOT).

Unlike those puny publicly traded peers, Saudi Aramco doesn't have a roster of shareholders that includes university endowments and teachers' unions. Its owner, King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz, sports seven frigates with missile ranges up to 180 kilometers, four corvettes built by the U.S. Navy, attack boats, helicopters, and 1,200 marines.

Frankly, if it weren't for the fact that you've got a fortune of black gold under your feet, I wouldn't have been shocked to see you go down in a literal blaze of glory.

Of course, it isn't like you're without leverage here. After all, you do have around two dozen hostages from varied nationalities, not to mention that you've got a fully-loaded Saudi freighter coasting towards the pirate haven of Eyl. It is entirely possible that the Saudis could negotiate with you. And given the other option (one that involves Keyser Söze-style negotiation tactics), you'd better hope this is the route they choose.

Of course, there's always a third option, which is that they call your bluff. What would you do with 2,000,000 barrels of oil, anyway? Talk about an illiquid liquid. Unless you've got a few thousand miles of steel pipe or a couple million barrels lying around, you're probably stuck with something folks call a "stranded resource." Throw in Dennis Hopper, and we're looking at a scene straight out of Waterworld.

Anyway, don't go killing those hostages. Doing so makes it open season for bringing down the hammer on you. Plus, given that the hostages come from a range of countries, you'd risk an onslaught of undesirable attention from a host of very irked countries. Dare I say, but this brazen, foolish theft of yours might be the tipping point on the international community deciding that they're no longer going to put up with your playing pirate anymore.

One way or the other, I'm afraid some of your boys will end up walking the plank for this one. In a way, I hate to say it. After all, I do admire your gusto.

Best,

Joe "Jolly Roger" Magyer

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Usher's upcoming "One Night Stand" tour has a rule: Only women are allowed. According to the singer and a recent interview, the tour will be strictly for the ladies and he explained exactly why.

"There's only a few artists that can pull that off," he said, according to MTV. "I feel like I've had such a connection with my audience. This album, I felt like, was definitely the type of one that was more intimate. So what better way to get up close and personal than to make it all women?"

Although Usher is married, he still wants to show out for his female fans.
"The ladies like to see that masculine build. They question if I still got it."

15 "intimate" venues are being set up and dates are being placed on calendars but nothing has been made official as of yet.

Usher's also working on a line of undergarments for men and women. Expect that soon. For now, catch him performing alongside Keith Urban and others at NFL's kick off party/concert in New York City this Thursday.

We'll let the ladies know if he's coming out this way. I highly doubt it though. Have you SEEN the women of Seattle? lol. Not enough hot ones to fill a venue. Especially with no Tricks to buy the trickets for the both of them. Can you imagine the crowd of dudes waiting outside for the concert to get out? lol.