Banana Cream Pie: Cats Talking Translated

My brother showed this to me. This is pretty funny. If you click the related videos and shit, they have the original of the two cats just making... uh... cat noises and shit. Which makes this video even funnier, because some dude saw that and just decided he figured out what they were talking about. lol.

A Noble Goal: Calling All Spanish Speakers

If you're ever on the 'internets' for hip-hop. You know Eskay from NahRight. Well It's just been announced that Daddy Yankee has officially endorsed John McCain. Eskay has asked all spanish speakers to find and translate the most offensive lyrics Daddy Yankee and send them to him. He's going to try and make some noise. Since all this Obama & Ludacris fuckery happened It's only fair we get them back right?

On a related note, I put out a call on Twitter earlier, but I figured I’d ask here also: Can somebody fluent in Spanish please find the most offensive line Daddy Yankee has ever spit on record and translate it for me? I want to hit up John Boy’s campaign and ask for a response. I’m trying to get this shit on CNN by Thursday.