Well, the news broke yesterday, I just found out today, so before I explain how pissed I am, here are the new guidelines. The paying fans will get banned from games if they do the followin'..
- Behavior that is unruly, disruptive, or illegal
- Drunkenness and signs of alcohol impairment that result in irresponsible behavior
- Foul or abusive language or obscene gestures
- Interference with the progress of the game, including throwing objects onto the Field
- Failing to follow instructions of stadium personnel
- Verbal or physical harassment of fans from the opposing team
Ok... Now before I get into this, some of this shit, yea, it's coo, it's reasonable. But as far as the rest of it, THEY GOT THE GAME FUCKED UP! I MEAN FUCKED ALL THE WAY UP. Ok, disruptive / unruly behavior, how would you define unruly or disruptive behavior at a football game 1st off? Give us some clarification please.
Now, On to rule two. You have, beer vendors walkin' 'round every corner, and at the food stands, but you expect us to stay 100% sober muthafucka? Hell, your company is sponsored by the biggest beer companies in America (Not sure 'bout the world.) Hell, they compete to be the official beer of the NFL, and you wanna tell us hard-workin' damn fans to not take a complete day off of our troubles? What the team we paid to go see is gettin' that ass smacked, you mean to tell me I can't get alil' buzz just to enjoy the game with the other people around me? YOU GOT THE GAME FUCKED UP!!
Foul and abusive language? FOUL AND ABUSIVE LANGUAGE! ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU PATRIOT LOVIN FUCK YOU?! The damn football players we pay to go see curse and use obscene gestures all the damn time. You're gonna ban them from the game while they're on the field? You gonna ban the players or coaches from the post-game press conference when they curse? No, you won't. But you're tellin' me if a muthafuckin' TUCK RULE were to come around again, you really believe I'm gonna hold my tongue from blastin' the refs?! What is this rule for, the kids?! Kids have been goin' to these games for years, and have grown up n turned out fine. I'm pretty sure all of us grew up hearin' a grown-up curse over anything dealing with sports. If that kid is old enough to get offended or cry every time someone curses that lil' PUNK needs to get his people to take his ass home! Fuck that punk ass kid! Yo, YOU GOT THE GAME FUCKED UP!
No verbal harassment of fans from the opposing team?! This rule I'm sure would piss off my Seattle friends / bloggers on this site. So basically, your tellin' the Seahawks they have to take down their lil' 12th man flag because they can't harass the other team that comes into their stadium. Basically, you're tellin' us that we can't try to fuck up the QB's audibles when he comes up to the line. Or we can't give the opposing team's defensive backs shit if they got burned by one of our WR's?! You're basically taking out the purpose of home-feild advantage. So Mike, from now on, when you go to a Seahawk game, you gotta shut your loud ass up, because if not, you'll be ejected from the game. Commissioner Goodell, YOU GOT THE GAME FUCKED UP!
Me, unlike my bloggin' peers on this site, I live down in Louisiana, my team are the Raiders, haven't seen them play live ever.. I plan to get tickets to watch my Raiders play the Saints this year, but I, as a Raider fan have to mind my manners, and limit myself to a one beer limit or risk being kicked out. Everybody isn't rich going to see their favorite teams play, we sure could use that cash towards gas, or save it in this fuckin' recession we're goin' through, but we do business with you. YOU GOT THE GAME FUCKED UP!!!
And for the record. I am PISSED about Cbssportsline.com for using Raider fans for their cover story for bad behavior fans use... We Raider fans are very well mannered at these games, thank you.
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