Banana Cream Pie: Bizkit The Sleep Walking Dog

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAAH. This dog is having some intense dreams. He's also gonna have a big ass headache when he wakes up. AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Role Model: DMX Captured After $5000 Reward Offered

I swear to GODDDDDDDDD. These stories never get old:

They offered a $5000 reward and they got his ass!

How's this for ironic -- DMX was arrested at the house of a guy who also had a warrant for his arrest this year: strapped-for-cash record producer Scott Storch.

X was picked up at Scott's Palm Island mansion -- the one that was foreclosed on in July -- after a woman in Georgia tipped off the Maricopa County Sheriff's office to his whereabouts.

The woman made the call after hearing there was a $5,000 reward for any info that would lead to the rapper's capture.

Scott's warrant was issued earlier this year after he failed to show up for a child-support case

TMZ

Role Model: DMX Arrested AGAIN 08/14

I'm gonna start putting dates on these because we all know this could be any day in the last few months.

If you remember the LAST 'Role Model' post. DMX's lawyer was begging the court not to issue an arrest warrant for dmx after he missed his court date. The video from last time: DMX Court Hearing Video (if it's still up)

Wellll... Apparently they found him today. Outside of a wal-mart parked in a handicap stall, and when an officer approached him, he discovered his warrants and arrested him.

MSNBC has reported that DMX was supposedly in a Miami hospital and then going to report to rehab (just as soon as pigs fly), but the judge issued the warrant anyway and now he's cooked.

Remember, every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten, dmx gets arrested, and someone gets dropped from interscope.

Role Model: WHERE MY DAWGS AT?? DMX MISSES COURT (again)

Keep Prayin X. You need it.

So DMX was supposed to be in AZ for a court hearing today. He didn't show. If his lawyer can't find him by 4pm the court is issuing an arrest warrant. The link below is a video of DMX's attorney pleading with the judge to wait until 4pm. Can you hear the hurt in his voice? lol


DMX Court Hearing Video

ALL I WANNA KNOW IS..WHERE MY DOGS AT?!?!?!??

DMX hasn't been arrested in damn near a WEEK!!!

Somebody get me an update on this Motha Fucka. HHAHAHHAa


Oh yeah..Bomb Squad..someone add a picture to this post..I'm on the Go.