LMFAO!!! This is my favorite story ever (dmx).
Here's some of my highlights of this interview:
I was about to say this dude seems normal, but now he just said "I never got into trouble". This dude is fucking ridiculous.
I gotta tell you homie. Arizona is NOT the problem. lol.
DMX has 8 kids? lol.
LOL @ 11 Minutes. "Was I out of jail then?" When you have to think? Sad.
"What wouldn't Obama like about my music?
-uh maybe the drugs, the guns, the violence, the killingg-
I don't talk so much about killing other people..... ok well maybe I do. Haha. You got me there."
"Why the pink? What does that have to do with being in jail? Why pink, man!"
and the final FINAL nail in the coffin:
I DID NOTHING TO GO TO JAIL
WTF! lol.
January 14, 2009
Role Model: DMX Interview from Arizona Jail
January 01, 2009
The Ultimate Role Model: DMX
Today. Our role model favorite here @ drop-bomb plead guilty in a plea deal with prosecutors.
First let's look @ some of the things he was accused of fuck em, you know he did that shit. Lol.
Animal Cruelty Charges
Drug Possesion Charges
Illegal Possesion of Firearms
Felony theft
Felony by giving fake social and identity to a hospital
Attempting to buy drugs
Speeding (what was it 115 in a 60? I forgot)
There's got to be some laws against barricading yourself in your house when the SWAT team shows up @ your door
Missed court hearings
Cursing at the judge
Seriously, how many times has he been arrested THIS year? 12?
And after all that... dmx pleads guilty to one misdameanor animal cruelty charges, multiple drug posession charges, and theft.
Now he must face the long arm of the law and serve 90 days in jail.
They don't even give him credit for time served bc that's half of his sentence out the window there. Lol.
Someone explain how you can get off on that? That public defender needs a raise and his own god damn company!
December 22, 2008
Banana Creme Pie: Jesus Feet
It's snowing. I had to find SOMETHING to do. Found this on THE PROOF!
LMAO.
=!=
December 21, 2008
December 09, 2008
Role Model: DMX Captured After $5000 Reward Offered
I swear to GODDDDDDDDD. These stories never get old:
They offered a $5000 reward and they got his ass!
How's this for ironic -- DMX was arrested at the house of a guy who also had a warrant for his arrest this year: strapped-for-cash record producer Scott Storch.
X was picked up at Scott's Palm Island mansion -- the one that was foreclosed on in July -- after a woman in Georgia tipped off the Maricopa County Sheriff's office to his whereabouts.
The woman made the call after hearing there was a $5,000 reward for any info that would lead to the rapper's capture.
Scott's warrant was issued earlier this year after he failed to show up for a child-support case
TMZ
September 11, 2008
Role Model: I Can't Do it Anymore - lol
The look on this dudes face.
TMZ
August 27, 2008
Our Justice System Has Failed US!

Just when I thought it was safe to delete the Role Model series with DMX safely tucked away. DMX's lawyer Miracle Worker (c) TMZ got the guy a deal for Time Served + a $500 fine. As opposed to the almost six years he faced for attempting to buy coke and pot.
Shake My Fucking Head.
So now, Arizona has 15 days to try and get him to court over there for the charges or else he's home free until the next time he gets arrested.
TMZ
August 26, 2008
Role Model: DMX Denied Bail, Curses out Judge
DMX actually says "I ain't goin back to no fuckin jail"
What he forgot to say was. "Next time... the county or state see me, it's gonna be in a body bag."
DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN WHEN YOU A DAWG, YOU A DAWG FO LIFEEE! *BARKS*
August 18, 2008
Year in Review: DMX
I'm Jealous. I was gonna do something like this a while ago, but I got lazy and never did. Complex just put up a year in review article on DMX. It features each mugshot this year with his charges, Style Aesthetics and thoughts at the time that the mugshot implies. For example:
Date: May 9
Place: Maricopa County, Arizona
Charge(s): Seven counts of misdemeanor animal cruelty and four counts of felony drug possession.
Style Aesthetic: Zombie Golfer
Thought At Time: “Braaaaaaains!”
Go check it out at Complex.
August 14, 2008
Role Model: DMX Arrested AGAIN 08/14

I'm gonna start putting dates on these because we all know this could be any day in the last few months.
If you remember the LAST 'Role Model' post. DMX's lawyer was begging the court not to issue an arrest warrant for dmx after he missed his court date. The video from last time: DMX Court Hearing Video (if it's still up)
Wellll... Apparently they found him today. Outside of a wal-mart parked in a handicap stall, and when an officer approached him, he discovered his warrants and arrested him.
MSNBC has reported that DMX was supposedly in a Miami hospital and then going to report to rehab (just as soon as pigs fly), but the judge issued the warrant anyway and now he's cooked.
Remember, every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten, dmx gets arrested, and someone gets dropped from interscope.
August 12, 2008
Role Model: WHERE MY DAWGS AT?? DMX MISSES COURT (again)
Keep Prayin X. You need it.
So DMX was supposed to be in AZ for a court hearing today. He didn't show. If his lawyer can't find him by 4pm the court is issuing an arrest warrant. The link below is a video of DMX's attorney pleading with the judge to wait until 4pm. Can you hear the hurt in his voice? lol
DMX Court Hearing Video
August 11, 2008
Belly 2 - Starring ... The Game?
I'm pretty sure the poster is fake. Looks like a bad photoshop, but I still thought I'd post it.
DMX has confirmed that a sequel to the Hip-Hop cult film Belly is in the works titled Beast.
"It's me, Nas and Hype, [Williams, the director of the film]. I go and get [Nas' character in Africa]," DMX told AllHipHop.com. "We start filming this year."
Released in 1998, Belly is an urban drama centered around Tommy (DMX) and Sincere (Nas), former partners in crime who become estranged after Sincere decides to go straight and Tommy takes on a major drug deal from a Jamaican drug lord.
"We got a sick story and all that," DMX continued. "We're starting this one off how the last one ended and pick it up from there."
The film, which featured Taral Hicks, rappers Method Man and Vita, dancehall artist Louie Rankin and T-Boz from TLC, marked the feature film directorial debut of music video director Hype Williams.
Williams collaborated with Nas on the movie's screenplay.
Like Williams, Belly marked DMX's first venture in to feature films.
The rapper was slated to star in the drama Marble City, but was dropped by the film's producers and replaced by Ving Rhames.
As of press time, there is no word on when Beast will be released theatrically.
This is all assuming DMX can stay the fuck out of jail.
July 24, 2008
NEW DMX TRACK! - "Soldier"
What the fuck. DMX is making music again? lol. This song is actually kinda hot. Sometimes all people need is a little motivation. He discusses all the recent arrests, but at the end when he starts talking he sounds like a crackhead. True Story.
Download: DMX - Soldier
July 20, 2008
Role Model: DMX arrested AGAIN!!!!!! Seriously? Seriously!
LMFAO!
Mike called it. We were starting to get worried. It's been...1, 2, 3 ... 12 DAYS! That's gotta be a record.
He tried to get out of paying a hospital bill by giving a fake name and social security number.
I'll update the index in the AM I'm still tipsy
July 17, 2008
ALL I WANNA KNOW IS..WHERE MY DOGS AT?!?!?!??
DMX hasn't been arrested in damn near a WEEK!!!
Somebody get me an update on this Motha Fucka. HHAHAHHAa
Oh yeah..Bomb Squad..someone add a picture to this post..I'm on the Go.
July 08, 2008
The Sound of Young America Podcast: Blu of Blu & Exile
Blu jumps on a podcast to talk about some of the stuff that inspired him to become involved in hip-hop and the troubles he went through. The first songs he fell in love with, to which cassette singles he first started buying himself to the first time he heard that 'dope girl song' "used to love her". From DMX to Ma$e, Will Smith, and Timbaland & Magoo. It's all here. Great interview.
I can't recall exactly who and where, but I swear, LATELY I've heard quite a few great rappers talk about DMX's first album inspired them. I know Jay-Z said it on the UK interview and Blu talks about it as well. Crazy to think about Earl then and now. Good news though. We are about halfway through this day (pacific time), and DMX has not been arrested.
Congrats Buddy!
DREW
DOWN!
July 02, 2008
Role Model: DMX Arrested Again 07/02
I suppose it's about that time of the day again. Time for my DMX got arrested today post.
I know what you're thinking. Blogspot messed up, repeated the post from Monday, or maybe you didn't read on Monday and missed the post and thought I was just hearing about this from the weekend. No.
DMX. Has been arrested AGAIN. Today. It doesn't even look like he did anything. He got off the plane, and they just arrested him apparently. Now normally, I would say this is racial profiling or some shit. However, at this point. Anytime you see DMX in public, just arrest him. He's bound to have some crack on him. lol.
Recently Arrested:
July 2nd, June 27, June 23, May 9 and May 7.
And that's just the last 2 months. This is the 3rd time in Arizona.
TMZ has more.
We're going to add this to our index on the side so you can keep up with all the latest dmx arrest reports.
Check out the previous DMX arrested post.
June 30, 2008
Role Model: DMX Arrested AGAIN!!
No, I know he was arrested last week too, I just didn't blog it. Because let's face it, this is getting to be constant monday morning news. But he was arrested AGAIN over the weekend for trying to buy coke and marijuana in Miami.
I'm not sure which mug shot to post up.
Oh and here's one of those speed cameras in Arizona I think it was that caught our role model doing 100 in a 65 on the freeway.
and one more while in the process of being arrested. That's all I can find for now, but I'm sure this newest one will surface.
HHDX has plenty more information if you desire. Lord give him a sign.
May 09, 2008
DMX Arrested on Drug and Animal Cruelty Charges
I'd look like that if they tore my ass out the bed at 3AM too.
I ain't goin back to jail
Next time, the County or the State see me
it's gonna be in a bag - "Grand Finale"
This was too hardcore NOT to post. So police came banging on his door at 3 AM to arrest him, and then he started to barricade himself inside his bedroom. SWAT came down on his ass, and he gave up and came out.
They seized a bunch of drugs, weapons, and dogs (alive and dead)
For the full story, check out MSNBC
DD
March 17, 2008
More DMX interviews
“I will be speeding, just give me the ticket and get the fuck out my motherfucking face!”
DMX- Already (First Single off upcoming album)
DREW
DOWN