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Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts

January 01, 2009

The Ultimate Role Model: DMX

Today. Our role model favorite here @ drop-bomb plead guilty in a plea deal with prosecutors.

First let's look @ some of the things he was accused of fuck em, you know he did that shit. Lol.

Animal Cruelty Charges

Drug Possesion Charges

Illegal Possesion of Firearms

Felony theft

Felony by giving fake social and identity to a hospital

Attempting to buy drugs

Speeding (what was it 115 in a 60? I forgot)

There's got to be some laws against barricading yourself in your house when the SWAT team shows up @ your door

Missed court hearings

Cursing at the judge

Seriously, how many times has he been arrested THIS year? 12?

And after all that... dmx pleads guilty to one misdameanor animal cruelty charges, multiple drug posession charges, and theft.

Now he must face the long arm of the law and serve 90 days in jail.

They don't even give him credit for time served bc that's half of his sentence out the window there. Lol.

Someone explain how you can get off on that? That public defender needs a raise and his own god damn company!

August 27, 2008

Our Justice System Has Failed US!



Just when I thought it was safe to delete the Role Model series with DMX safely tucked away. DMX's lawyer Miracle Worker (c) TMZ got the guy a deal for Time Served + a $500 fine. As opposed to the almost six years he faced for attempting to buy coke and pot.

Shake My Fucking Head.

So now, Arizona has 15 days to try and get him to court over there for the charges or else he's home free until the next time he gets arrested.

TMZ