Mase chattin with TMZ

Uhm... Anybody forget this n*gga got caught with a tranny not to long ago that ended his short stint with G-Unit? I didn't.

Role Model: DMX Captured After $5000 Reward Offered

I swear to GODDDDDDDDD. These stories never get old:

They offered a $5000 reward and they got his ass!

How's this for ironic -- DMX was arrested at the house of a guy who also had a warrant for his arrest this year: strapped-for-cash record producer Scott Storch.

X was picked up at Scott's Palm Island mansion -- the one that was foreclosed on in July -- after a woman in Georgia tipped off the Maricopa County Sheriff's office to his whereabouts.

The woman made the call after hearing there was a $5,000 reward for any info that would lead to the rapper's capture.

Scott's warrant was issued earlier this year after he failed to show up for a child-support case

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Kanye Arrested!

Seriously. I know cameras are annoying to deal with when your a celeb. But if I was being paid uber billions of dollars. 1 fuckin camera in the airport is not going to be tissy fit material. It wasn't like the Britney Fiasco at it's peak where there was literally over a hundered people click and flashing and surrounding your car.

Kanye Arrested Story

Erik says he was at Terminal 4 (American Airlines) when he noticed a still photog taking several pictures of Kanye West. Erik says West rushed the photog and grabbed his camera. A struggle ensued and the still guy was screaming, "Police, help!" Erik says Kanye then took the still camera and threw it on the ground, breaking it into pieces. (Click here to see the video)

Erik then went over to Kanye, his camera rolling, when Kanye's bodyguard walked up to him, realized Erik was taping, and said, "Give me the camera, give me the camera." Erik responded that he had a press pass and had a right to shoot. The assistant then grabbed the camera, ripped off the mic and viewfinder and smashed it to the ground.

Erik says Kanye then tried to leave to board his plane, but cops stopped him before he got to security. The cops then interviewed Erik, the still photog, Kanye and his assistant..

This is where it gets crazy. The cops asked Erik if he videotaped the incident and Erik said he had. That's when Kanye lunged toward him and said, "Give me the fu***ng videotape." Cops had to restrain Kanye as he tried coming at Erik.

UPDATE: TMZ is CAMPED OUT at the police station with a LIVE FEED waiting for Kanye to leave. If you have no life. Sit and wait.

And if Yeezy's in Jail. Who's updating his blog?

Our Justice System Has Failed US!

Just when I thought it was safe to delete the Role Model series with DMX safely tucked away. DMX's lawyer Miracle Worker (c) TMZ got the guy a deal for Time Served + a $500 fine. As opposed to the almost six years he faced for attempting to buy coke and pot.

Shake My Fucking Head.

So now, Arizona has 15 days to try and get him to court over there for the charges or else he's home free until the next time he gets arrested.

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Banana Cream Pie: First it was Bigfoot. Now... ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN HAS BEEN FOUND!

Jeff Beacher's Authentic Footage of Abominable Snowman, Bigfoot



HHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

UPDATE: OK... the short clip was funnier. The news story and cupid interview was a little over the top, but maybe if they had better actors I would've enjoyed it more. Either way. funny stuff. Shouts to LifeArtist for bringing it to my attention.

Who's Buyin This?

One of the many reasons why I love Sons of Liberty..



Bahahaahaaa..

Role Model: DMX Arrested Again 07/02

I suppose it's about that time of the day again. Time for my DMX got arrested today post.

I know what you're thinking. Blogspot messed up, repeated the post from Monday, or maybe you didn't read on Monday and missed the post and thought I was just hearing about this from the weekend. No.

DMX. Has been arrested AGAIN. Today. It doesn't even look like he did anything. He got off the plane, and they just arrested him apparently. Now normally, I would say this is racial profiling or some shit. However, at this point. Anytime you see DMX in public, just arrest him. He's bound to have some crack on him. lol.

Recently Arrested:
July 2nd, June 27, June 23, May 9 and May 7.

And that's just the last 2 months. This is the 3rd time in Arizona.

TMZ has more.

We're going to add this to our index on the side so you can keep up with all the latest dmx arrest reports.

Check out the previous DMX arrested post.

Shaq Disses Kobe in Rap Song

Shaq Attacks Kobe: You Ruined My Marriage!


TMZ has a new exclusive video with Shaq ripping the mic and dissing Kobe Bryant claiming he ruined his marriage. This is crucial! lol.

Shaquille O'Neal took the mic at a NYC club last night, unleashing a freestyle verbal assault directed at his arch-enemy Kobe Bryant -- blaming his former teammate for ruining his marriage and imploring him to "Tell me how my ass tastes."

After spending several verses shredding Kobe apart for losing in the NBA playoffs, Shaq drops the line, "I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced."

The line most likely references a comment Kobe made during his infamous 2003 rape case, when he told Colorado police that he "Should have done what Shaq does ... Shaq would pay his women not to say anything." The two became famously bitter rivals after the incident.

Shaq Attack at TMZ


UPDATE: Download - Shaq - Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes

Update 2:
Shaq Tells ESPN it's all jokes

Reached by ESPN's Stephen A. Smith on Monday, O'Neal issued the following statement: "I was freestyling. That's all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MC's do. They freestyle when called upon. I'm totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don't forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I'm a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don't make something out of nothing."

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50 Cent's Baby Mama Drama

Update Thisis50.com posted a bunch of new photos. Hilarity.



Remember that house that 50's BM was supposed to move out of? Well, she was kind of forced to get out when that BITCH CAUGHT ON FIRE! HAHA! I personally don't blame dude. He tried the legal route, but she wouldn't cooperate. It's just a little fucked up though that he burned it down with everybody trapped in it.

Bose, who works in the crime scene section and is a 22-year veteran of the police department, called 911 and went to the rear of the house, where the occupants were trapped on the second floor.

Police said he instructed all six people to exit through a window and come out on to the roof. They each jumped down, and he was able to catch them. In addition to the residents, Bose also caught the family's pet guinea pig.

50's BM house catches fire!

Now, I don't know if this is before or after. But TMZ is EVERYWHERE! The two dots you hear yelling are 50 and his BM.

Scratch that, this video's much more entertaining:

Shaniqua vs. Curtis
by skaybn

Next time you're at the ATM, look out for the MEDIA! (c) Chris Rock

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The REAL Knockout Kid speaks on Suge Knight.

This here is Greg "The Knockout Kid." Barber(Not his real last name, he's a barber, so we'll say that until we find out his real last name). EXCLUSIVE SHIT!!!




MARION KNIGHT...YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

Go to Greg's myspace page HERE.

You got the Juice now.
=!=

Method Man - C.R.E.A.M.

Chicken Rules Everything Around Me!



See. Mothafuckas could learn from Mef. Respect the Paparazzi, they will respect you. Meth shouts out his favorite chicken spot in LA.

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Game Heads to Jail

Game jail
by skaybn

Serving a 60 day sentence for the heater.

Rolling with his entourage. Now maybe I'm out of touch these days, but I would think you could have your homies not go "brrddaat brddaat" (I don't know how to spell that) while in the police station. Anyway, it's not that interesting to watch. I'm thinking he might get out early like every other Hollywood celeb gone bad, but Nicole Richie was white and she didn't have a gun soooo we'll see. :/

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