Diddy is killing Twitter

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iamdiddy: ok diddy’s twiddies the fast is officially on lets go!!!

iamdiddy: no food no licka

killa1: no cookies and apple juice?

iamdiddy: no cheeseburga no pipsi no cheeps!!!

iamdiddy: just natural juices!!!

iamdiddy: mmmm natural juices!!!

jimmyfallon: @iamdiddy does that include flop sweat? giggle!

iamdiddy: @jimmyfallon hell yeah jimmy fallon lets go!!! i’d drink that flop sweat all day except it tastes like failure! and ciroc obama does not do failure! except when i rap! and THIS IS BIGGER THAN RAP!!!

iamdiddy: Think I’m lying? CHECK THE EXCLAMATION POINTS BITCHES!!!

benstiller: @iamdiddy you can do it dunn shout me a holla! *gets back in Saab from Reality Bites and bumps Public Enemy*

imdiddy: @benstiller yeah man im on my white people shit!!! lets go!!!

iamdiddy: @joaquinphoenix im sayin though dog!!! when this is over we’ll be like identical twins! ciroc obama and joaquin biden! we’ll be svelte and bearded and possibly borderl

iamdiddy: @joaquinphoenix ine schizophrenic sorry went over 140

joaquinphoenix

joaquinphoenix: wha

joaquinphoenix: t

joaquinphoenix: how work thist hing

jimjonescapo: wtf is a natural juices no homo

jimjonescapo: @iamdiddy you aint no ciroc obama you colon powell 32 homo!

killa1: @jimjonescapo that’s grand theft slango doggie. hold on, new verse! “my lingo lango longo/metal lungies bingo bongo/i save my hot sauce for the tiny waists and big gazongos”

iamdiddy: @killa1 i need that uptown swag in my life dog! here’s a check lemme have that!!!

ghostofsheeklouch: @killa1Don’t doooo iiiiiit Cam *haunts Amalgam Digital office*

iamdiddy: I’m feeling a little weak here Twiddies! all good though bc imma look like cassie when this is over!!

cassieventura: @iamdiddy oh hell no *faints*

iamdiddy: @cassieventura whoops shit kim coming hold on *leaves* *smashes Sienna Miller*

imahotrapper: @iamdiddy YEAH DOG U CAN DO IT PEEP THE HOTTEST KINGPIN IN THE TRAP MYSPACE.COM/DEZERTEAGLE

iamdiddy: this one for you big lets go!!!!

iamdiddy: i wish you was still here you’d be smallie smalls at the end of this lmao!!!

iamdiddy: ZOMG that was hilarious someone get MTV on the phone i got a new show to be simultaneously self-aggrandizing and falsely humble on

markcurry: @iamdiddy i’ll help you slim down sheisty motherfucker

markcurry: @iamdiddy try spending nine years on the shelf you’ll get slim too

iamdiddy: @markcurry that reminds me–gimme your work number so i can tell UPS to garnish your checks

iamdiddy: @markcurry i still get 71% of everything you make lets go!!!

iamdiddy: @markcurry oh and i’ll have your kids back next week

markcurry: fuck you you tofu ass ni**a

imahotrapper: @markcurry YEAH DOG U CAN DO IT PEEP THE HOTTEST KINGPIN IN THE TRAP MYSPACE.COM/DEZERTEAGLE

markcurry: @imahotrapper man stfu *gets back in UPS truck, drives off*

iamdiddy: damn people these natural juices are running through me

iamdiddy: lets go!!! to the bathroom!!!

iamdiddy: and somebody call my dentist too all this juice is turning my already tiny little chiclet teeth into blueberry nubbins

iamdiddy: at this rate i’ll barely be able to gnaw through the souls of the innocent lets go!!!

elliottwilson: @iamdiddy when you’re done come by the rapradar mansion and help me figure out what these computers are for. ha!

qoolquest: @iamdiddy don’t worry man i am totally going to tweet about this at least 3,00 times. I’m telling you, not only will it be in complete sentences, it will be charmingly self-deprecating and constitute about 7% of my daily Twitter output. *puts finishing touches on dissertation*

qoolquest: Don’t worry everyone, they gave up on that character limit for me long ago. I’m the Leo Tolstoy of this game! *completes third novel*

iamdiddy: i’m back yall!! i just left a bad boy behind, so don’t go in there for 35, 45 minutes!!! i love getting fit!!!

killa1: I used to get fit in Ohio!

jayelectronica: @iamdiddy u can do it man lemme give you some words of encouragement: “fiber-optic sundown bleep-blop characteristics/chiarascuro through the borough, one-two, math linguistics”

jayelectronica: yeaaaahhhh awesome right? this fasting gives me the clarity to compose that mariana trench headnod 2.0 ish

baduizm: @jayelectronica deep baby i luv u

imahotrapper: @baduizm YEAH DOG U CAN DO IT PEEP THE HOTTEST KINGPIN IN THE TRAP MYSPACE.COM/DEZERTEAGLE

baduizm: @imahotrapper wait what?

imahotrapper: @baduizm I DONT EVEN KNOW IM JUST TRYNA GET ON DOG I JUST WOKE UP IN HERE ITS THE HOTTEST FLAVOR IN THE TRAP WHERE AM I AM I WEARING PANTS?

iamdiddy: I know I’m not! Fuck a fast let’s go!!! LAST TRAIN TO PARIS COMING AS SOON AS I CAN STOP SHI**ING Y’ALL!!!!

LOL get on Twitter now!!!!!

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