Drop-Bomb.comTil' the City Blows Up!: Because I want to be that "Cool dude with a camera"

I have a B-day coming up in December (hey fuck you that shits right around the corner) and I'm an aspiring director (ahem...). So, I think I deserve some shit like this. I mean an iPhone would be just fine cause that camera is sick, but At&t is like bitch with crabs and her crabs has herpes... so until they come to Verizon... I'm stuck looking at this sexy mofo....

Specs:

KODAK's Zi8 HD Pocket Video Camera($180) with a 5 megapixel sensor for HD recording(1080p) and still pictures, is also including face tracking and image stabilization. Features:- Full HD 1080p video capture wherever you go;

- Built-in electronic image stabilization for sharper videos and reduced blurring;

- Vivid 2.5?? color LCD;

- Flexible swing-out USB arm for fast uploading, sharing, and charging;

- 5 MP 16:9 widescreen HD still pictures;

- Easy upload to Facebook and YouTube;

- Compatible with PC and Mac operating systems;

- Record up to 10 hours of HD video* with the expandable SD/SDHC card slot that can hold up to 32 GB;

- Capture family and friends in their best light with smart face tracking technology;

- See more details and accurate colors in low light;

- External microphone jack;

- In-box HDMI cable;

- Record from a distance or playback on your TV conveniently with optional KODAK Pocket - Video remote control;