Mike Jones Gets his Face Pushed In

Houston heavyweights (literally) get in a tissy fit and Mike Jones's Nose gets Bodied.

Scott Storch is Missing

^^ 2 minutes photoshop job. lol

Deadbeat beat-maker Scott Storch could be homeless just about any time -- if he's even in the country.

Storch has gone completely MIA, our sources say, and we definitely don't mean he's in Miami: SunTrust Bank is trying to foreclose on Scott's $10 million home in South Florida, according to Jose Lambiet of the Palm Beach Post. He hasn't made monthly payments for most of the year, even though he borrowed $170K from pals.

And it's not just the bank that's after him: An electric company and a security system have liens out on the house as well.

TMZ

COOKING WITH......COOLIO??

Umm....Acronyms(LMAO, LOL, ROFL) cannot express how hard I laughed when I saw this..I just happened upon this..but apparently Coolio is now a chef and has a cooking video blog. Um.....I guess he didn't make quite enough off gangster's paradise and the Kenan and Kel show intro...-SMH- ANYWAY..