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December 19, 2008

Sparks "Energy Drink" Discontinued



So..unfortunately for Drew Down and the rest of the senior class at Bayside..Miller has decided to discontinue selling Sparks Alcoholic Energy Beverage. Peep the newsflash below.

"MillerCoors LLC has come under fire recently by over a dozen states for the sale of alcoholic energy drinks such as their lead seller, Sparks.

The original complaint was that the addition of caffene and other ingredients to alcohol would decrease the drinkers sense of intoxicaion, and increase the risk of driving dangers. Also that they were sick of the wimp drinkers who couldnt handle a real beer or a shot of hard liquor.

Okay, maybe not that second part. Actually, Sparks is stronger than most cans of beer, but the attorney generals are worried that it promotes underage drinking because of it’s candy flavor and the fact it looks like any other energy drink.

The Milwaukee-based company says it will remove caffeine, taurine, guarana and ginseng from Sparks and will not produce caffeinated alcohol beverages.

So does this mean that when this all happens ‘Sparks’ will just be another malt liquor?

St. Louis based company Anheiser Busch has alredy stated that they would reformulate their Tilt and Budweiser Extra beverages to be removed of all of these energy ingredients as well."


Jaegerbombs and Vodka Red Bulls it is from now on out!!!! CHYEA!

Ehhh..I HATED SPARKS WITH A PASSION.
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ANDREW TRIED TO ERASE THE HATE! BUT WE LIVE ON!!!!!

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

WOW.... NO MORE SPARKS DRINKS? THAT'S AN UPSET. THOSE ARE THE NIGHT STARTERS. CHEAP AND GET THE JOB DONE. BUT I GUESS THE REASONING BEHIND IT IS JUST. I REMEMBER DRINKING ONE OR TWO BEFORE I WENT OUT TO THE CLUBS,... BECAUSE WHO WANTS TO PAY $4.00 FOR A BEER? HELL NO! BUT THAT SAME MINDSET IS WHAT SENT THIS DISCONTINUATION INTO EFFECT. I CAN SIT HERE AND BEG TO HAVE SPARKS BACK AND TELL YOU THAT PEOPLE CAN CHANGE. THAT WE WONT DRINK THEM AND THEN DRIVE TO THE CLUBS. BUT.... THEN AGAIN, WE WILL ANYWAY. ITS EASY TO SAY THAT YOU WONT DO SOMETHING AGAIN, BUT ITS HARDER TO ACTUALLY ACT ON THOSE WORDS. SO,... I MUST SAY, "GOODBYE, 'OL SPARKS. IT WAS FUN HAVING YOU! WISH YOU COULD STAY, BUT I KNOW YOU GOTTA GO. FAREWELL."