The OG of Fail is back...

Yo Charles.. YB wants his spot back. The OG Fail Whale has returned...Young Berg is being investigating for beating on a woman in his Los Angeles home. According to numerous online reports, a woman named Chelsea Berry is accusing the rapper with assault.

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Tru TV ETHERS Young Berg

*speechless*

Biggest Loser of 08 Award

I mean really...  Who Else could it be?  I mean, the bad news just wouldn't stop for this young guy.  Lets do a quick run-down on the bad year of 08 for Yung Berg.  

1st - He gets his dumb-ass on the radio and talks bad about the sisters.  Not all of 'em, just the "dark-butts."  To quote 'em, (not verbatim,)  he says " I Don't Do dark-butts."  Now think about those light-skinned girls you offended who has dark skinned moms or best friends?  

2nd - Soon after he tried to apologize for what was said, he was supposively dumped by his girl (who was light skinned.)

3rd - Some pictures leak on the internet and no one knows what to make of 'em.  Some say that the herps or crabs were gettin' to much for 'em at the time, so he had to take matters into his own hands.

4th - He gets into a war of words with Brisco for bad-mouthin' Flo-Rida, but this did nothing to help him.

5th - He and some homies get busted on some gun / marijuana / menacing.

6th - Yung Berg's album "Look What You Made Me" debuted and went paper, doing 19,270

7th -  Within hours after the the whole fiasco went down, we all found out that Yung Berg and his posse got beat up, and got his "infamous" Transformer chain snatched.  So the thing he loved to hide his face behind was now gone when he needs it.

8th - All kinda parodies and rumors came out about the chain.  They even went as far as Bow Wow supposively having it, then a rumor came out that Bow Wow whooped 'em in the bowling alley, lol.  He even has his "twin" brother comes to his defense and makes a YouTube video about it.  And if things like that wasn't bad enough, a few rappers other than Trick Trick called the chain fake.  To quote Joe Budden, "We gonna hafta start askin' for some receipts around here."

9th - Young Berg speaks about the chain, and he claims he doesn't even care, and that the guys who did it to 'em (or the media) inspires him.  I his final quote was "Karma's a bitch."

10th - Not AGAIN!?!  Word got out that Yung Berg now got beat up by Maino in a club.  Yung Berg tried to act tough with Maino, or some shit like that.  And let Maino tell it, all he did was "get him alil' togetherness,"  lol, made him get his act together.  "I mean he's alil' kid, what could he do?" Yes, you read that right.  Berg got slapped...  No reaction came from Berg.  Here, I'll let Maino tell it.

11th - Yung Berg got called out by Ne-Yo!  The SINGER!  The suspect singer, lol.  So...  Yung Berg, I guess took his chance to prove he was tough..  And I guess he tried to expose "Ms. Independent," but I mean...  We already knew this Yung Berg.  And you, AND ya boys, don't get any points for tryin' to get tough with Ne-Yo.

12th - Yung Berg is tryin' to put together a reality show, and get some dark-butts on the show.   Well, he allegedly got turned down by this dark skinned model woman who was asked to be on the show.

Hopefully, Mr. Berg will have alil' better '09.  Maybe he'll do what last year's winner (Cam'Ron) did, disappear for a lil' minute.  Til then, I'll leave yall with A Trick Trick performance...

Runners up for this award - John McCain, Racists, Faux News, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Rick Ross, Young Buck, 50 Cent, Soulja Boy, 

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Chain

Hahaha. This shit is making it's way around the United States right now. Jimmy Flint from Flint Michigan is seen in this picture with Young Berg's Chain. Dukeman, one of Michigan's top independent rappers, has said he wants to buy the chain for his son. So that may well be where it ends up next, but I got dibbs when it reaches Seattle. Lmao.

Trick Trick, And the Curse Of the Young Berg Chain

Young Berg got slapped by Main-O

Either this kid just doesn't get it, or he's the 2008 version of Can't-Get-Right

KRS-ONE says "Put bread in yo brotha's mouth before putting a diamond on your neck."

Also Scarface  and Fat Joe pops up and speaks to KRS.  Either Scarface is your average rapper height (no taller than 5'4, lol,) and KRS one is a tall guy.

Young Berg'd: Trick Trick's daughter with Young Berg's chain.

Well, she must've been offended by the "dark butts" statement and decided to clown 'em, lol.

Joe Budden speaks about Young Berg And The Game

Budden On the Radio callin' Young Berg's chain a "BIG PIECE OF BULLSHIT!!"

and they discuss a few other things

Joey talkin' 'bout Young Berg bein' loco.

Rap Jewlery For Sale!

An auction house will be putting 70 pieces on the block in an effort to raise in $3 million. The event, dubbed “Hip Hop’s Crown Jewels” will benefit three non-profit organizations under Russell Simmons‘ charity Rush Community Affairs. It will be open to the public (you’ll need tickets) and everyone will get a chance to try the pieces on in person. The signature bling being auctioned off used to grace hip-hop icons like MC Lyte, Biz Markie, Slick Rick, and modern-day flossers like Pharrell, Diddy, and 50 Cent. See which pieces will be available at Complex.

Of course if you can't come up with the cash, you could always young berg his ass when you see him in the streets. Till then...


Kiss the RIIIIINNNNG MA FUCKAAAAS

Young Berg VS Trick Trick

Trick Trick talkin' 'bout respect mainly. *NOTE* About 18 minutes in this interview it's a song on there that is Hilarious!  But the whole song doesn't play, just the beginning.

Apparently This is Young Berg's dark... I mean Dark... I can't tell it's his Twin brother..  But I'll take his word for it.  And he's upset about Young Berg's chain.  I know how strong the GD's are..  (My hometown has hundreds of 'em.)  But.  Detroit ain't a soft city.  N I  HIGHLY doubt you could just walk in there and just get at Trick Trick.  That's like walkin into New Orleans tryin' to get at B.G., or Oakland tryin to go get E-40.  Those are big gutter cities who don't believe in gangs, and my understandin' is they don't play that gang-bangin' shit.  Anyway, here's the vid of Young Berg's bro.

Young Berg's Chain Snatched

He goes to Detroit for a concert and before heading straight to the hotel, stops by the club. Within two minutes he got BEAT the fuck up at the club and someone (above) snatched his chain. It's soooo coolldddd in the D! hahaha. DETROIT WHAT!@! Anyway, He skated without performing like he was supposed to.

While we're at it. Ya Boy has a diss track towards Berg.

That's probably 1 out of many to come from several young kats who don't play the whole I'm the best young rapper ever.

Young Berg Calls out Young Rappers

BallerStatus.com: Is there anything you would like to add?

Yung Berg: Anyone 22 and under, you are not in my league. Hang it up. Go put on your college uniform and pledge a fraternity and do something with yourself because rapping and this music thang is not for you.

Who the fuck is Young Berg anyway?

Oh yes. Well... I know a certain 22 year old that SHOULD take MUCH offense to that. Matter fact. Smizzy is only 20. Where you @ dawg? Lol.

The END is NEAR!