Role Model: DMX Interview from Arizona Jail

LMFAO!!! This is my favorite story ever (dmx).

Here's some of my highlights of this interview:

I was about to say this dude seems normal, but now he just said "I never got into trouble". This dude is fucking ridiculous.

I gotta tell you homie. Arizona is NOT the problem. lol.

DMX has 8 kids? lol.

LOL @ 11 Minutes. "Was I out of jail then?" When you have to think? Sad.

"What wouldn't Obama like about my music?
-uh maybe the drugs, the guns, the violence, the killingg-
I don't talk so much about killing other people..... ok well maybe I do. Haha. You got me there."

"Why the pink? What does that have to do with being in jail? Why pink, man!"

and the final FINAL nail in the coffin:

I DID NOTHING TO GO TO JAIL

WTF! lol.

The Ultimate Role Model: DMX

Today. Our role model favorite here @ drop-bomb plead guilty in a plea deal with prosecutors.

First let's look @ some of the things he was accused of fuck em, you know he did that shit. Lol.

Animal Cruelty Charges

Drug Possesion Charges

Illegal Possesion of Firearms

Felony theft

Felony by giving fake social and identity to a hospital

Attempting to buy drugs

Speeding (what was it 115 in a 60? I forgot)

There's got to be some laws against barricading yourself in your house when the SWAT team shows up @ your door

Missed court hearings

Cursing at the judge

Seriously, how many times has he been arrested THIS year? 12?

And after all that... dmx pleads guilty to one misdameanor animal cruelty charges, multiple drug posession charges, and theft.

Now he must face the long arm of the law and serve 90 days in jail.

They don't even give him credit for time served bc that's half of his sentence out the window there. Lol.

Someone explain how you can get off on that? That public defender needs a raise and his own god damn company!

Hollywood Divorce: Monsters, Vampires and Dead Babies Oh My!

So I hit up the movies today, did a little bit of the 2 for 1 special on their overcharging ass. I saw Role Models which was one giant "No Homo" joke. Hilarious of course. I also saw Madagascar 2 which did not dissapoint either.

Anyway, I saw a couple of DOPE trailers that I had to post up here.

Twilight


The theatrical trailer set it up a lot better in my opinion, but this will do. Pretty dope stuff. I love vampires, zombies, aliens, all that sci fi / horror / fantasy shit I eat it up. This looks dope.

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The Unborn


This looks dope too. Probably gonna be a little cheezier than necessary, but you know my motto: Any movie with Meagan is a GOOD movie. lol. God damn she's hot.

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Monsters vs Aliens


OMG I was DYING when I saw this trailer. I don't even be LOL'ing like that either. I couldn't breathe during the Bob part. "mmm hot dogs!" Looks good.

Dub B's Chain Snatched?

If you don't know what either one looks like (high probability) check the picture above.

Someone on 206proof forums named "Dub B's Chain" is apparently missing his daddy.

some one please help me get back to my daddyyyyyyyyyyyy...pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease...
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i dont knowwwwwwwww what happened...i was with him and he was beeeeeeeaten....they were punching dub b...and kicking dub beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....smearing his make up...pulling his braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaids...they made him co sign for houses and carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs...

LMAO.



Details as more information comes to us.

Role Model: I Can't Do it Anymore - lol

The look on this dudes face.

TMZ

Role Model: DMX Denied Bail, Curses out Judge

DMX vs. Judge
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DMX actually says "I ain't goin back to no fuckin jail"

What he forgot to say was. "Next time... the county or state see me, it's gonna be in a body bag."

DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN WHEN YOU A DAWG, YOU A DAWG FO LIFEEE! *BARKS*

Year in Review: DMX

I'm Jealous. I was gonna do something like this a while ago, but I got lazy and never did. Complex just put up a year in review article on DMX. It features each mugshot this year with his charges, Style Aesthetics and thoughts at the time that the mugshot implies. For example:


Date: May 9
Place: Maricopa County, Arizona
Charge(s): Seven counts of misdemeanor animal cruelty and four counts of felony drug possession.
Style Aesthetic: Zombie Golfer
Thought At Time: “Braaaaaaains!”

Go check it out at Complex.

Role Model: DMX Arrested AGAIN 08/14

I'm gonna start putting dates on these because we all know this could be any day in the last few months.

If you remember the LAST 'Role Model' post. DMX's lawyer was begging the court not to issue an arrest warrant for dmx after he missed his court date. The video from last time: DMX Court Hearing Video (if it's still up)

Wellll... Apparently they found him today. Outside of a wal-mart parked in a handicap stall, and when an officer approached him, he discovered his warrants and arrested him.

MSNBC has reported that DMX was supposedly in a Miami hospital and then going to report to rehab (just as soon as pigs fly), but the judge issued the warrant anyway and now he's cooked.

Remember, every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten, dmx gets arrested, and someone gets dropped from interscope.

Role Model: WHERE MY DAWGS AT?? DMX MISSES COURT (again)

Keep Prayin X. You need it.

So DMX was supposed to be in AZ for a court hearing today. He didn't show. If his lawyer can't find him by 4pm the court is issuing an arrest warrant. The link below is a video of DMX's attorney pleading with the judge to wait until 4pm. Can you hear the hurt in his voice? lol


DMX Court Hearing Video

NEW DMX TRACK! - "Soldier"

What the fuck. DMX is making music again? lol. This song is actually kinda hot. Sometimes all people need is a little motivation. He discusses all the recent arrests, but at the end when he starts talking he sounds like a crackhead. True Story.

Download: DMX - Soldier

Role Model: DMX arrested AGAIN!!!!!! Seriously? Seriously!

LMFAO!

Mike called it. We were starting to get worried. It's been...1, 2, 3 ... 12 DAYS! That's gotta be a record.


He tried to get out of paying a hospital bill by giving a fake name and social security number.

I'll update the index in the AM I'm still tipsy

Role Model: Keak Da Sneak Arrested

Bay Area rapper Keak Da Sneak was arrested on July 10 and charged with four felony counts.

The arrest occurred around 11 PM in Sacramento, a few hours after Keak had attended a funeral. The apprehension left the Hyphy pioneer with unspecified injuries which he was treated for. Afterward, he was booked on firearms charges and resisting arrest.

Keak remained detained over the past weekend due to a separate outstanding warrant. A Justice Department statement confirmed he appeared before a magistrate judge on Monday July 14. At press time, Keak is scheduled to post bail and be released in the next few days.